danny kaye《Tubby the Tuba》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.44]Once upon a time there was an orchestra [00:03.08]Which was all busy tuning up [00:05.92]First the oboe gave his A to the strings [00:08.94]Then to the woodwinds and to the brass [00:13.30]Up and around the scales [00:14.61]They raced helter-skelter [00:16.34]Faster and faster [00:20.67]All but Tubby the tuba; [00:24.31]He was a fat little tubaPuffing away [00:27.04]But oh  so slow [00:32.45]'Oh what lovely music [00:34.44]' thought Tubby  and he sighed   ' [00:39.26]Here  what's the matter ' [00:40.41]Said Peepo the Piccolo [00:47.21]'Oh ' said Tubby  ' [00:48.75]Every time we do a new piece [00:50.40]You all get such pretty melodies to play [00:52.89]And I  never  never a pretty melody ' [00:56.32]But people never write pretty melodies for tubas [00:58.25]It just isn't done [01:00.93]Shhh  there's the conductor [01:03.30]First  the violins danced [01:04.57]Their lovely little tune on their strings [01:10.68]Then they cried to the flute [01:12.25]'Catch ' 'Got it ' cried the flute [01:19.29]'My turn ' tooted the trumpet [01:27.72]And the rest joined in [01:31.15]The cello  then the oboe [01:42.32]And the bassoon [01:50.81]While Tubby went oompah oompah [01:53.42]Oompah oompah'Catch me ' [01:55.26]The little tune  'Catch me ' [02:00.03]'Hmhmhmhm  I got you ' [02:01.76]Cried Tubby 'Oh  you're sitting on me [02:05.48]' said the little tune [02:08.15]Poor Tubby picked up the flat little tune [02:10.08]And tried to squeeze it back into shape [02:13.15]'You clumsy fool ' [02:14.74]Snapped the violins  'I'm sorry  Mr  Fiddle ' [02:18.32]Said Tubby  'Fiddle  Fiddle  indeed ' [02:22.04]And the violins quivered with great indignation ' [02:26.97]You will please address us as violins [02:29.55]Fiddles  indeed ' [02:32.37]'Tubby ' said the conductor [02:33.94]'Tubby  what is the matter ' [02:37.69]'Please  sir  I thought it would be so nice to dance [02:40.98]With the pretty little tune [02:42.60]Instead of just going oompah oompah all the time ' [02:46.67]'Dance ' laughed the violins [02:48.50]'Dance  Well  really ' [02:51.97]The French horn quietly [02:53.07]Put his hand to his mouth and smiled [02:55.27]And the whole orchestra began to laugh [03:01.70]'Stop it ' [03:02.07]The conductor  'Stop it  I say    Tubby ' [03:06.52]'Please sir [03:07.81]I wasn't laughing ' Rehearsal was over [03:14.62]Tubby was walking home with Pipo the Piccolo [03:22.70] 'Please Peepo ' said Tubby  'I just feel so bad [03:26.44]I don't think I want any company ' [03:29.32]'I understand ' [03:30.23]Peepo  'Good night ''Good night ' said Tubby [03:36.23]The moon was out and Tubby [03:37.64]Went to the river and sat on a log [03:40.19]And he looked at himself in the water [03:43.58]Alone am I  me and I together [03:54.97]If I went away from me [04:00.34]How unhappy I would be [04:06.17]Me and I  oh my [04:13.97]The trees whispered in the wind [04:16.41]And the waterfalls tinkled  Suddenly [04:23.38]A big bullfrog hopped out of the water [04:25.24]And sat beside him (croaking) [04:32.53]Lovely evening  I said lovely evening [04:39.43]I said beautiful evening [04:42.66]Hello  hello  hello [04:47.01]But Tubby just sat 'Oh  well  said the frog [04:51.28]'Oh  well  If I'm not wanted   ''Oh ' cried Tubby  ' [04:55.78]Please  Mr  Frog  come back [04:57.28]I didn't mean to be impolite [04:59.37] 'Back hopped the frog  'Oh  that's all right [05:02.86]I'm used to it  No one pays any attention to me [05:06.04]Either ''Really ' said Tubby 'Why  of course [05:10.90]Every night I sit here and sing my heart out [05:14.48]But does anyone listen [05:16.20]No ''Can you sing ' asked Tubby [05:19.78]'Can I sing  Listen ' (sings a melody) [05:44.31]'Oh  that's lovely ' said Tubby ' [05:52.98]Tubby the Tuba - Danny Kaye