Brian《Theme From Family Guy》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:06.15]It seems today that all you see is violence in movies [00:11.34]And sex on TV [00:12.89]Peter but where are those good old fashioned values [00:16.29]On which we used to rely [00:18.91]Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo [00:24.20]Or hedy lamarr [00:25.63]Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez [00:29.09]You want to curl up and die [00:32.38]Lucky theres a family guy [00:35.19]Lucky theres a man who positively can do [00:38.20]All the things that make us [00:40.01]Laugh and cry [00:41.48]He's a family guy [00:45.98]When I was young the songs were fair [00:49.11]With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher [00:52.32]Peter but now we get justin timber homo [00:55.91]A heartache all gone awry [00:58.49]Brian the classic films were works of arts [01:01.74]The images were graceful the stories were smart [01:04.95]But now we get matrix revolution [01:08.41]I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme [01:09.71]But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking [01:11.50]Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella [01:16.10]Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of [01:19.35]Apple pie [01:20.92]He's a family guy [01:26.09]His smiles a simple delight [01:28.87]He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites [01:31.60]Peter [01:32.01]Meg he bought me my cute little hat [01:35.00]Brian yeah we should have a talk about that [01:37.62]About that and his hat [02:35.75]He's mastered the comedy arts [02:38.28]He says look out hiroshima then casually farts [02:41.76]He's loaded with sexy appeal [02:44.58]And best of all my titties are real have a feel [02:48.37]Brian no thank you [02:49.45]I gave it the office [02:50.23]Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and [02:52.45]Pretty laura petrie has ****y van dyke [02:55.64]But who around here could fill those loafers [02:59.22]But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy [03:05.10]Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us [03:10.51]Laugh and cry [03:11.54]He's a family guy he's a family guy [03:31.51]Oh my thank you very much what a welcome [03:35.13]I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show [03:40.19]Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious [03:42.60]Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea [03:46.05]Should tell you I'm generous [03:47.07]I shouldnt actually have to spend any money [03:48.65]Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit [03:50.76]Brian yeah it is a little bright [03:51.97]You know brian I I just noticed something [03:52.90]With that light shining on you from that angle [03:55.27]You look a lot like jamie farr [03:59.27]Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh [04:02.38]It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears [04:05.22]Really how so [04:06.47]Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes [04:08.67]Like britney does you know where [04:09.92]You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart [04:13.67]Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth [04:17.33]Surgery that should have been done but it was the south [04:19.82]So they didn't have the medical technology [04:22.15]Oh I see [04:23.99]Mom [04:24.49]Yes honey [04:25.96]I have a wedgie [04:28.72]Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it [04:32.43]Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight [04:35.07]We got music we got comedy [04:36.37]We got behind the scenes crap from the show [04:38.56]Thats right for example not a lot of people know this [04:42.00]But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian [04:45.79]When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy [04:48.45]Who looked enough like him [04:50.11]So they actually built a dog suit for the scene [04:52.91]And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon [04:56.05]Who was olivia on the cosby show [04:58.34]Fascinating bit of trivia [04:59.95]All right okay I got one for ya [05:01.59]You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy [05:04.07]Is the same stage where they shot the golden girls [05:06.64]Back in the 80s right [05:07.48]Now one of the stage hands was telling me a a pretty intense story [05:11.41]I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot [05:14.39]And uh the audience was waiting and uh nobody could find bea arthur [05:17.75]So everybodys freaking out and uh then one of the producers runs in [05:21.37]And says cancel the show tonight bea arthurs in jail [05:24.32]Oh my god [05:25.39]Yeah apparently she had a little too much to drink [05:28.04]Before the show and uh they found her standing on the street corner [05:30.59]Exposing her ***** to traffic [05:34.58]Oh my god [05:35.76]Ew thats disgusting [05:36.85]Can you believe that [05:38.34]Wait a minute how the hell can bea arthur have a ***** [05:40.66]Eh special permit [05:42.61]I say what is it with these actors [05:44.23]They're perfectly normal people in civilian life [05:46.26]And then they come out to hollywood and just go f**king berserk [05:51.50]You gotta watch your language kid [05:52.91]Oh its a record album for gods sake [05:54.40]Lets cut loose a bit [05:55.63]******* hehe [05:57.99]Perfect example [05:59.22]Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with [06:02.35]On television these days I I was watching law and order the other night [06:05.45]And I swear to god I heard someone use the word balls [06:09.88]And I thought to myself my god that that **** wolf just does [06:13.48]Whatever he damn well pleases doesn't he [06:14.94]Bringing words like balls into americas living rooms [06:18.59]I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room [06:20.97]And use the word balls [06:23.10]Uh I think that would be breaking an entering [06:26.56]You know [06:26.90]I am so glad they allowed us to bring stewie this evening [06:29.49]The last show we did we had to leave him at home [06:31.59]They did'nt allow babies in the theater [06:32.88]Well of course people wanted to be able to enjoy the show [06:35.33]I am a show you lack witted beetle head ugh [06:39.07]Oh what a night that was my babysitter was a total b***h [06:42.81]Thats very rude [06:45.15]Especially since your babysitter is here tonight [06:48.23]Ladies and gentlemen MS hailey duff [06:54.02]Duff hi mr and mrs griffin [06:55.78]How are ya sweetheart [06:56.80]So was it really that bad babysitting stewie [06:59.34]Duff you want the truth well okay [07:01.95]So after you and peter left for dinner [07:03.87]I no wait a minute lets tell this story right