Afroman《Crazy Rap》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.60]Good morning ladies ha [00:04.53]First I'm gonna start off like that hey help me sing it homeboy [00:07.69]Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need [00:12.48]We can go to the park after dark [00:15.05]Smoke that tumbleweed [00:17.39]As the m*******a burn we can take our turn [00:20.01]Singin' them dirty rap songs [00:22.39]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong [00:24.63]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:27.06]So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems [00:31.94]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale [00:34.50]Skatin' on dayton rims [00:36.70]So roll roll the '83 cadillac coupe deville [00:41.54]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will [00:46.36]Well it was just sundown in small white town [00:49.08]They call it east side palmdale [00:51.44]When the afroman walked through the white land [00:53.96]Houses went up for sale [00:56.10]Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds [00:58.59]When I met a little girl named Jan [01:01.07]I let her ride in my caddy [01:02.24]Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan [01:06.13]Thought to myself sheeba sheeba [01:08.53]Got my a** lookin' like a zebra [01:10.91]I put on my clothes and I was on my way [01:12.96]Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [01:15.45]And so I ran I jumped out the back window [01:17.80]But her daddy he was waitin' with a two by four [01:20.38]Oh he beat me to the left [01:21.72]He beat me to the right [01:23.04]The motherf**ker whooped my a** all night [01:25.35]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad [01:27.63]That's the best damn p**sy I ever had [01:30.42]Got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine [01:32.46]I'm gonna f**k that b**th just one more time [01:35.19]Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need [01:39.60]We can go to the park after dark [01:42.27]Smoke that tumbleweed [01:44.60]As the m*******a burn we can take our turn [01:47.27]Singin' them dirty rap songs [01:49.49]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong [01:51.78]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [01:54.25]So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems [01:59.09]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale [02:01.76]Skatin' on dayton rims [02:03.96]So roll roll the '83 Cadillac coupe deville [02:08.82]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will [02:13.85]I met this lady in Hollywood [02:16.11]She had green hair but damn she looked good [02:18.77]I took her to my house because she was fine [02:21.03]But she whooped out a xxxx that was bigger than mine [02:23.66]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya tell ya [02:26.56]I met a woman in the heart of Australia [02:28.56]Had a big butt and big titties too [02:30.58]So I hopped in her a** like kangaroo [02:33.03]I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky [02:35.70]She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just f**k me [02:38.51]I came in her mouth it was a crisis [02:40.56]I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices [02:43.04]Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need [02:47.73]We can go to the park after dark [02:50.14]Smoke that tumbleweed [02:52.48]As the m*******a burn we can take our turn [02:55.15]Singin' them dirty rap songs [02:57.34]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong [02:59.65]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [03:02.12]So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems [03:07.08]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale [03:09.74]Skatin' on dayton rims