Jello Biafra、Mojo Nixon《Mascot Mania》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:15.70]When I was young [00:16.54]Saw football games [00:17.43]At the great big stadium [00:19.41]Could tell the fans [00:20.18]From out of town [00:21.33]By the clown suits they had on [00:23.32]20000 red cowboy hats [00:25.10]Means cornhuskers to you [00:27.05]Mickey Mouse beans [00:27.66]With tiger ears [00:28.96]Shows you cheer ol' Mizzou [00:30.72]Let's not forget the Razorbacks [00:32.84]From the U  of Arkansas [00:34.43]With plastic pig snouts [00:35.76]On their heads [00:36.45]Soooooeeeeeeing   How 'bout them Hawgs [00:38.39]That's mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania [00:53.41]I work all week [00:54.10]At a job I hate [00:55.00]Where everything goes wrong [00:57.15]Weekends what I live for [00:58.75]To your church I belong [01:11.96]I cross the street in San Francisco [01:13.44]When a chump comes out of a bar [01:15.29]Yelling  Forty-f**king-Niners  man [01:17.17]With his gold and red jacket on [01:18.96]In Cleveland  throwing dog biscuits [01:20.67]Shows how much you love them Browns [01:22.47]While Bronco fans just hang their heads [01:24.03]When the Superbowl comes around [01:26.08]Raider jacket dollars [01:27.78]Got the White Sox wearin Black [01:29.65]Statues of Joe Paterno [01:31.32]Sold in gift shops at Penn State [01:33.36]That's mascot mania  mascot mania  mascot mania  mascot mania [01:48.37]Don't make fun of religious rituals [01:50.59]In any place [01:52.00]Lord help you if you laugh [01:53.26]While they do this with a straight face [02:10.55]Outside of the United States [02:11.92]It gets even more bizarre [02:13.84]In Tokyo they got a baseball team [02:16.07]They call the Carp [02:17.22]The Salmonbellies are the pride [02:19.32]Of New Westminster B C [02:20.86]C'mon Greg Werkman  what's a Hoosier [02:22.95]And why do they throw chairs [02:24.68]When Sudbury Ontario's [02:26.69]Hockey team scores a goal [02:28.10]They drag a stuffed wolf [02:29.37]Across the ice [02:30.01]A fan shot at it once  ya know [02:32.16]That's mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania [02:46.98]Blue Streak [02:47.82]Horned Frogs [02:48.75]Long Horns [02:49.70]Trojans [02:50.57]Someone better tell Tipper Gore [02:52.28]About the names of these here teams [02:54.04]Tar Heals [02:55.01]Gamecocks [02:56.02]Blue Devils [02:56.88]Crimson Tide [02:57.84]Real Indians [02:58.21]Sick of Redskins [02:59.28]And Tomahawk chops [03:16.06]It seems to me [03:16.67]That to stay mean [03:17.38]These names should change with time [03:19.25]The New York Muggers [03:20.34]Detroit Murders [03:21.36]And Chicago Mob [03:23.08]Boston Bigots [03:23.95]Texas Swindlers [03:24.77]And the L A  Cops [03:26.47]Miami Drugs [03:27.40]New Jersey Dumps [03:28.31]Take on the Denver Smog [03:29.98]Seattle Fads [03:30.93]New Orleans Hoods [03:31.87]Milwaukee Cannibals [03:33.46]San Diego Jarheads [03:35.16]And the Arizona Drought [03:37.46]That's mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania [03:52.06]Go  Carp  go [03:53.57]Salmonbellies rule [03:55.51]Hit 'em harder Cops [03:57.03]But  a hockey team called The Mighty Ducks [04:06.29]Head explode when Dallas Oswalds [04:07.85]Meet Washington Bribes [04:09.71]Home team band plays Cop Killer [04:11.27]When L A  comes to town [04:13.07]Pittsburgh Polluters [04:14.10]Houston Drive-Bys [04:15.00]Don't stir near the fear [04:16.43]When the Florida Abortion Bombers [04:18.22]Meet the San Francisco Queers [04:20.41]That's mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania mascot mania [04:34.80]Anywhere you go [04:35.76]The games the same old thing [04:37.73]Bet your money on the Bribes [04:40.31]They always win