Bo Burnham《Binary Reality》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.72]We live in a binary reality, we do [00:01.83]It's a world of black and white [00:04.25]There's only two types of people in this world: [00:08.78]Those who can finish lists [00:10.83]What is art? You know, what is art? [00:16.65]Is art something gay people do to get back at their fathers? Could be [00:19.29]What is an artist? [00:20.31]What makes a great artist? You know, great artists like myself [00:23.43]Like the great director Michael Bay [00:24.87]Like the great Irish actor Shaquille O'Neal [00:31.29]We ask questions [00:33.49]You know, questions nobody else dares to ask [00:36.59]Questions like [00:38.89]Where are all the Sour Patch Parents? [00:48.15]Questions like if Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Daisy and Goofy, if they're all animals and they can talk [00:54.45]Why is Pluto just a f**king dog? [00:57.66]Did they just forget to anthropomorphize him or worse, is Mickey keeping him mentally handicapped to stay a pet? [01:01.92]I'm not, how does that fit in to that universe, that paradigm [01:05.16]Goofy's a dog, he's talking [01:06.15]This one, crawling around [01:10.86]Guys, you got tight, I would never bash Disney [01:13.26]Never [01:14.46]Ever [01:15.24]I think Disney teaches girls [01:17.38]Young girls such important lessons that princess fairy tales, you know like [01:33.90]You know, give midgets nicknames [01:46.85]Date rape, maybe not [01:49.10]Maybe not that one [01:53.41]I was doing a show recently on the border of, uh, Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning [01:56.92]And after the show [01:58.87]After the show, a guy came up to me [02:00.58]And said, "Bo, why don't you ever tell stories on-stage about people coming up to you after the shows?" [02:04.72]And I said, "'Cause they're never funny" [02:06.67]I've always wanted a black girlfriend [02:09.59]Not as, you know, 'cause like [02:11.00]I don't know, h-how, how do I put this? [02:14.92]When we 69, I can call it "yin yanging" [02:18.76]Um [02:19.45]It's not a, it's not racist [02:24.31]Guys, it's 21st century racism [02:25.78]It's racism in light of itself [02:27.37]The only reason I'm saying these things [02:28.84]Is because the stigmas about race are already there [02:30.73]And I'm just playing off of that [02:31.93]And they understand that [02:33.43]So if after the show [02:34.45]You see like a black guy beating me up [02:35.80]He's doing it ironically, okay? [02:37.84]Get your story straight