Noel Coward《Could You Please Oblige Us With A Bren Gun?》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:07.88]Colonel montmorency who was in calcutta in ninety two [00:11.23]Emerged from his retirement for the war [00:14.86]He wasn't very pleased with all he heard and all he saw [00:18.33]But whatever he felt he tightened his belt and organised a corps [00:21.93]Poor colonel montmorency thought all the wars he'd faught [00:26.33]The home guard was his job to do or die [00:29.97]But after days and weeks and years bravely drying his many tears [00:33.80]He wrote the following letter to the minister of supply [00:37.51]Couls you please oblige us with a bren gun [00:41.34]Or failing that a hand grenade will do [00:44.81]We've got some ammunition in a rather damp condition [00:48.38]And major huss has a arquebus that was used at waterloo [00:52.00]With the vicar's stirrup pump a pitchfork and a stave [00:55.71]It's rather hard to guard an aerodrome [00:59.43]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [01:02.97]The home guard might as well go home [01:06.68]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [01:10.25]We're getting awfully tired of drawing lots [01:13.91]Today we had a shipment of some curious equipment [01:17.40]And just for a prank they sent us a tank that ties itself in knots [01:21.06]On sunday's mock invasion captain clark was heard to say [01:24.55]He hadn't even got a brush and comb [01:28.33]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [01:31.85]The home guard might as well go home [01:39.27]Colonel montmorency planned in case the enemy tried to land [01:42.75]To drive them back with skill and armoured force [01:46.41]He realised his army should be mechanised of course [01:49.94]But somewhere inside experience cried my kingdom for a horse [01:55.07]Poor colonel montmorency tried at infinite cost to time and pride [02:00.22]To tackle his superiors again [02:03.82]Having just one motorbike fourteen swords and a marlin spike [02:07.73]He wrote the following letter in the following urgent strain [02:11.57]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [02:15.21]We need it very badly I'm afraid [02:18.77]Our local crossword solver has an excellent revolver [02:22.55]But during a short attack on a fort the trigger got mislaid [02:26.32]In course of operations planned for friday afternoon [02:29.95]Our orders are to storm the hippodrome [02:33.63]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [02:37.24]The home guard might as well go home [02:41.02]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [02:44.47]The lack of one is wounding to our pride [02:48.17]Last night we found the cutest little german parachutist [02:51.78]He looked at our kit and giggled a bit and laughed until he cried [02:55.46]We'll have to hide that armoured car when marching through berlin [02:58.96]We'd almost be ashamed of it in rome [03:02.81]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [03:06.32]The home guard might as well go home