stanley holloway《Albert Comes Back》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.12]You've eard ow young Albert Ramsbottom [00:02.49]At the zoo up at Blackpool one year [00:04.89]With a stick with an orse's ead andle [00:07.20]Gave a lion a poke in the ear [00:09.72]The name of the lion was Wallace [00:12.12]The poke in the ear made I'm wild [00:14.64]And before you could say Bob's yer uncle [00:17.43]Ed upped and e'd swallowed the child [00:20.19]E were sorry the moment e done it [00:23.16]With children e'd always been chums [00:25.98]And besides e'd no teeth in his muzzle [00:28.65]And e couldn't chew Albert on't gums [00:31.59]E could feel the lad movin inside I'm [00:34.68]As e lay on is bed of dried ferns [00:37.80]And it might ave been little lad's birthday [00:40.95]E wished I'm such appy returns [00:43.92]Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom [00:46.53]Ad gone back to their tea feelin' blue [00:49.32]Ma said I feel down in the mouth like [00:53.16]Pa said Aye I bet Albert does too [00:56.31]Said Mother It just goes to show yer [00:59.16]That the future is never revealed [01:01.89]If I'd thowt we was goin' to lose I'm [01:04.59]I'd ave not ad is boots soled and eeled [01:08.10]Let's look on the bright side said Father [01:10.86]Wot can't be elped must be endured [01:14.40]Each cloud as a silvery lining [01:17.07]And we did ave young Albert insured [01:20.34]A knock on the door came that moment [01:22.83]As Father these kind words did speak [01:26.10]Twas the man from Prudential e'd come for [01:29.37]Their tuppence per person per week [01:32.43]When Father saw oo ad been knockin' [01:35.31]E laughed and e kept laughin so [01:38.58]The man said Ere wot's there to laugh at [01:42.09]Pa said You'll laugh an' all when you know [01:45.06]Excuse I'm for laughing said Mother [01:47.73]But really things appen so strange [01:50.94]Our Albert's been et by a lion [01:53.76]You've got to pay us for a change [01:56.64]Said the young man from the Prudential [01:59.13]Now come come let's understand this [02:02.37]You don't mean to say that you've lost I'm [02:05.67]Pa said Oh no we know where e is [02:09.38]When the young man ad eard all the details [02:12.15]A purse from is pocket he drew [02:14.58]And e paid them with interest and bonus [02:18.27]The sum of nine pounds four and two [02:22.14]Pa ad scarce got is and on the money [02:24.87]When a face at the window they see [02:27.78]And Mother cried Eee look it's Albert [02:31.74]And Father said Aye it would be [02:35.22]Albert came in all excited [02:37.53]And started is story to give [02:40.02]And Pa said I'll never trust lions [02:42.96]Again not as long as I live [02:45.63]The young man from the Prudential [02:47.25]To pick up the money began [02:50.10]But Father said ere wait a moment [02:53.13]Don't be in a urry young man [02:55.86]Then giving young Albert a shilling [02:58.29]E said Ere pop off back to the zoo [03:00.96]Get your stick with the orse's ead andle [03:04.17]Go and see wot the tigers can do