Eminem《The Real Slim Shady》[MP3_LRC]

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[00:02.97]May I have your attention please
[00:06.07]May I have your attention please
[00:08.80]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.36]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:16.97]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.20]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.54]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.35]And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
[00:25.06]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:27.44]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:30.10]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.43]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:34.97]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:37.29]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.65]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.08]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:43.58]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46.16]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.42]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.64]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.09]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.35]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.46]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.80]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.98]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.25]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.24]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.51]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.13]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.01]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.92]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.98]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.60]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.68]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.88]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.88]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.11]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.65]Please stand up please stand up
[01:32.08]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.99]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.32]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.87]Please stand up please stand up
[01:41.16]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.43]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:45.84]You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.55]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.24]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.43]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54.73]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.01]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.34]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.64]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.93]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.23]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:08.55]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:13.25]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.32]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.08]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.92]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:22.38]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:24.68]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:27.10]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.15]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.93]Please stand up please stand up
[02:36.32]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.34]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.48]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.09]Please stand up please stand up
[02:45.33]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46.72]'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.82]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.46]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.98]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:55.37]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.97]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
[02:59.00]Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01.06]Then you wonder how can
[03:02.11]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:03.98]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:06.21]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.41]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.70]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.01]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15.22]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.83]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:20.74]With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.46]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26.68]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.97]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.47]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.43]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.73]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38.17]Please stand up please stand up
[03:40.52]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.87]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47.40]Please stand up please stand up
[03:49.84]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.94]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.12]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:56.55]Please stand up please stand up
[03:58.96]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.04]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.79]Please stand up please stand up
[04:08.95]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.37]F**k it let's all stand up