Jed Davis《Secret Prestrictions from the Past》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:32.44]Dude so the other night i'm at this house party [00:35.04]Dude and dude [00:36.46]There is this dude there who looks kind of like a douchebag dude [00:39.48]Like dude [00:40.85]Hes walking around with one of those black and white marble composition notebooks [00:45.73]Dude dude you know what i'm talking about dude [00:48.38]And dude hes reading from it to all these different girls dude [00:52.40]So dude i go over to this dude and i'm like [00:54.84]Dude let me see this book dude [00:56.09]And dude upon the cover dude [00:58.21]This dude has inscribed the title secret prestrictions from the past dude [01:30.50]Dude i'm like what the hell is this crap supposed to be dude [01:34.05]And dude hes like oh well dude [01:36.07]This is my poetry dude [01:37.83]And dude he opens the book to a poem called the rose dude [01:42.83]Alls i'm gonna say is this poems called the rose dude [01:45.96]So dude i'm like really dude [01:47.94]This sucks its totally cliché dude and dude he says [01:52.28]Dude you clearly do not get it dude dude [01:54.89]This is a metaphor dude—the rose is about a girl [01:59.56]The girl is the rose dude [02:02.91]Dude i don't even know what to say at this point [02:05.23]Dude so dude [02:06.50]I'm just like [02:07.07]Dude i regret to inform you that you are probably [02:10.98]Not the first person to ever compare a girl to a rose in a poem [02:16.89]Dude and dude furthermore [02:19.40]If your intention is to get girls to have sex with you [02:22.09]Dude you might want to consider not reading them poetry that is stupid and bad [02:26.71]Dude and also dude prestrictions is not an actual word dude [02:31.70]And hes like dude of course it is dude [02:33.94]So i'm like [02:34.56]Okay then dude what does it mean [02:36.41]What does prestrictions mean dude and he says oh dude well you know dude [02:40.20]Its like when something is prestricted dude [02:42.91]And i'm like [02:43.56]Dude you cannot define a word using the word itself dude [02:48.56]In fact dude [02:49.46]The only thing anyone can say about [02:51.08]These prestrictions is that they already happened and nobodys supposed to know dude [02:55.50]Because apparently they are secret prestrictions from the past dude [03:03.16]Secret prestrictions from the past [03:06.26]Secret prestrictions from the past [03:09.87]Secret prestrictions from the past [03:12.89]Secret prestrictions [03:14.39]Secret prestrictions [03:16.32]Secret prestrictions [03:18.20]Secret prestrictions [03:20.22]Secret prestrictions [03:22.23]Secret prestrictions [03:24.21]Secret prestrictions [03:26.15]Secret prestrictions [03:28.19]Secret prestrictions [03:30.26]Secret prestrictions [03:32.21]Secret prestrictions [03:34.20]Secret prestrictions