Tom Lehrer《Lobachevsky》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:05.86]Who made me the genius I am today [00:08.78]The mathematician that others all quote [00:11.56]Who's the professor that made me that way [00:14.40]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat [00:17.62]One man deserves the credit [00:19.58]One man deserves the blame [00:20.98]And Nicolai Ivanovich lobachevsky is his name ay [00:24.16]Nicolai Ivanovich lobach [00:26.36]I am never forget the day I first meet the great lobachevsky [00:30.97]In one word he told me secret of success in Mathematics [00:35.66]Plagiarize [00:37.69]Plagiarize [00:39.42]Let no one else's work evade your eyes [00:41.99]Remember why the good Lord made your eyes [00:44.52]So don't shade your eyes [00:45.85]But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize [00:48.50]Only be sure always to call it please research [00:52.26]And ever since I meet this man [00:53.82]My life is not the same [00:55.15]And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name ay [00:58.18]Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach [01:00.75]I am never forget the day [01:02.58]I am given first original paper to write [01:05.55]It was on analytical algebraic topology [01:07.34]Of locally euclidean metrization [01:09.11]Of infinitely differentiable riemannian manifold [01:11.72]Bozhe moi [01:13.51]This I know from nothing [01:16.80]What I'm going to do [01:20.40]I think of great lobachevsky and get idea haha [01:24.16]I have a friend in minsk [01:26.76]Who has a friend in pinsk [01:28.85]Whose friend in omsk [01:29.80]Has friend in tomsk [01:30.68]With friend in akmolinsk [01:32.54]His friend in alexandrovsk [01:34.08]Has friend in petropavlovsk [01:35.98]Whose friend somehow is solving now [01:37.30]The problem in dnepropetrovsk [01:39.78]And when his work is done [01:41.62]Haha begins the fun [01:43.27]From dnepropetrovsk to petropavlovsk [01:44.95]By way of iliysk and over novorossiysk [01:46.70]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk [01:47.98]To tomsk to omsk [01:48.72]To pinsk to minsk [01:49.55]To me the news will run [01:51.99]Yes to me the news will run [01:55.46]And then I write by morning night [01:59.75]And afternoon and pretty soon [02:01.42]My name in dnepropetrovsk is cursed [02:04.22]When he finds out I published first [02:07.03]And who made me a big success [02:09.68]And brought me wealth and fame [02:11.37]Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name ay [02:14.49]Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachev [02:16.96]I am never forget the day my first book is published [02:21.69]Every chapter I stole from somewhere else [02:25.26]Index I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory [02:29.97]This book was sensational [02:32.27]Pravda well pravda pravda said [02:35.91]It stinks [02:37.09]But izvestia izvestia said [02:42.08]It stinks [02:43.34]Metro goldwyn moskva buys the movie rights for six million rubles [02:48.74]Changing title to the eternal triangle [02:52.03]With ingrid bergman playing part of hypotenuse [02:55.80]And who deserves the credit [02:57.72]And who deserves the blame [02:59.25]Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name [03:04.89]Ay