Gracie Fields《What Can You Give A Nudist》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:04.89]Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha [00:08.21]I know I'm laughing really but I am worried [00:10.18]It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear [00:15.65]Can I ask you a question a question that's silly [00:19.31]It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no [00:23.15]It's all about me brother me brother John Willy [00:26.63]He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know [00:30.49]What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday [00:34.87]What sought of birthday present can you buy [00:38.70]I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try [00:42.59]Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [00:45.62]Ha ha [00:46.41]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [00:50.23]The things I used to buy him would be wrong [00:53.91]I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it [00:56.87]Ha ha [00:57.42]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:00.63]Ha ha [01:01.45]What can you give a nudist for his birthday [01:05.42]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:09.20]I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup [01:12.93]But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holding up [01:15.86]Ha ha [01:16.60]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [01:20.29]I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong [01:23.82]And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella [01:26.87]Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:30.63]Oh dear dear ha ha [01:33.19]I've been in holy terror the time they [01:36.87]I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo [01:40.63]A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid [01:44.42]I must send something soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you [01:48.36]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [01:52.34]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:56.13]And here's another riddle but give it up I won't [01:59.72]When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't [02:03.10]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [02:07.03]I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong [02:10.68]And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy [02:13.99]What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha [02:18.03]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [02:22.15]What sought of birthday present can you buy [02:25.67]I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got [02:29.37]But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not [02:33.07]What can you give a nudist for a present [02:36.98]A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong [02:40.85]She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on adam [02:43.77]Ha ha [02:44.46]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [02:47.20]Ha ha ha [02:48.43]Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is [02:51.51]No honest what can I buy [02:52.94]A lump of soap [02:54.40]A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap [02:56.93]And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha