Gracie Fields《What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:04.35]Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha [00:07.66]I know I'm laughing really but I am worried [00:09.63]It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear [00:15.11]Can I ask you a question a question that's silly [00:18.77]It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no [00:22.61]It's all about me brother me brother John Willy [00:26.09]He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know [00:29.95]What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday [00:34.33]What sought of birthday present can you buy [00:38.15]I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try [00:42.05]Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [00:45.08]Ha ha [00:45.87]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [00:49.68]The things I used to buy him would be wrong [00:53.36]I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it [00:56.33]Ha ha [00:56.88]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:00.08]Ha ha [01:00.91]What can you give a nudist for his birthday [01:04.87]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:08.66]I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup [01:12.39]But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holding up [01:15.32]Ha ha [01:16.05]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [01:19.74]I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong [01:23.27]And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella [01:26.33]Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [01:30.09]Oh dear dear ha ha [01:32.64]I've been in holy terror the time they [01:36.33]I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo [01:40.09]A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid [01:43.88]I must send something soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you [01:47.82]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [01:51.79]What sought of birthday present can you buy [01:55.58]And here's another riddle but give it up I won't [01:59.17]When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't [02:02.56]What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha [02:06.49]I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong [02:10.14]And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy [02:13.45]What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha [02:17.48]What can you give a nudist on his birthday [02:21.60]What sought of birthday present can you buy [02:25.13]I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got [02:28.82]But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not [02:32.52]What can you give a nudist for a present [02:36.43]A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong [02:40.31]She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on adam [02:43.23]Ha ha [02:43.91]What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [02:46.66]Ha ha ha [02:47.89]Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is [02:50.97]No honest what can I buy [02:52.40]A lump of soap [02:53.86]A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap [02:56.39]And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha