Bo Burnham《What s Funny》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:30.11]My show is a little bit silly and [00:33.19]A little bit pretentious [00:35.37]Like Shakespeare's willy or [00:38.78]Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on [00:46.58]It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive [00:51.37]Like Thanksgiving Day or [00:54.73]Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on [01:02.37]So put your cell phones to vibrate [01:08.26]And put your vibrators to cell phone mode [01:13.43]Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this [01:16.10]JOKE [01:16.86]Exactly [01:17.58]Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this [01:19.69]With a rap a dist and a [01:21.41]Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss [01:23.13]Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss sh*t [01:25.09]I got a show that'll test ya kids [01:27.01]Then ask one question and the question is [01:28.47]What's funny   what's funny [01:30.25]What's funny  what's funny [01:31.65]What's funny   what's funny [01:32.50]What's funny  what's funny [01:38.31]What's funny   what's funny [01:39.72]What's funny  what's funny [01:42.83]Oh yeah [01:45.28]Humor is often linked to shared experience [01:48.73]Like a guy gets up an says [01:50.04]"have you noticed that public restrooms [01:50.89]Have really inefficient hand dryers [01:52.93]Oh my god  yes I have  HA HA HA [01:56.14]Really good point  they should fix that [01:58.70]Its good to know that somebody finally gets me [02:01.44]Because my wife divorced me [02:02.61]Which Sub-Consciously forced me [02:03.31]To lose all sense of self [02:05.27]So its nice to think about hand [02:06.61]Dryers and not that cheating whore [02:09.38]Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy [02:13.30]If your an asian comic just get up and say [02:15.56]"My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent" [02:17.81]Then just do  a chinese accent [02:19.81]Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent [02:22.24]Because they privately thought [02:23.19]That your people were laughable [02:24.16]And now you've given them the [02:25.19]Chance to express that in public [02:30.35]If you're a musical comic [02:32.32]Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection [02:34.55]Then take a Viagra and slap 'em [02:37.17]With a rock hard misdirection [02:39.31]What's funny   what's funny [02:40.71]What's funny  what's funny [02:41.93]What's funny   what's funny [02:43.07]What's funny  what's funny [02:49.39]What's funny   what's funny [02:50.88]What's funny  what's funny [02:53.99]When the audience says [02:55.25]When I was a baby  maybe [02:56.57]I laughed at people jiggling keys [02:59.79]Now I'm older and bolder [03:00.73]And just get mad 'cause i notice [03:01.96]That the keys are to a hummer [03:03.87]F**k my life I don't f**k my wife [03:05.96]So f**k my wife and f**k my life [03:07.70]And my son is gay  but not sitcom gay [03:09.81]Daughters a whore like another [03:11.21]Girl who used to be her mother [03:12.39]But the marriage made [03:13.13]Her miss merry americana [03:14.56]I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna [03:16.44]But the radical feminists made my wife a man [03:20.67]If i die happy the situation will be [03:23.21]Auto erotic-exfixiation [03:25.31]I hate my life and it hates me back [03:28.65]And my friend is black [03:30.04]But I don't know what to call him [03:32.46]So I just call him [03:35.13]"What-up Jamaal" [03:38.31]Even though his name is Steve [03:40.27]I Hate my job I hate my life [03:41.68]Hate my kids I hate my wife [03:42.53]Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it [03:44.67]I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma [03:47.50]And I ********** because [03:48.33]I'm the only one who's standards [03:50.14]Are low enough to f**k me [04:11.60]What's funny   what's funny [04:13.09]What's funny  what's funny [04:14.47]What's funny   what's funny [04:15.46]What's funny  what's funny [04:20.50]What's funny   what's funny [04:22.38]What's funny  what's funny [04:24.16] [04:27.00]Hopefully this