hanser《百变奶精》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:20.02]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥 [00:21.76]喝不了酒所以奶粉我爆爱喝 [00:24.30]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死 [00:26.45]但是让我疯狂喝奶 [00:27.78]你就会死 [00:28.48]说我唱什么都 [00:29.62]一股子奶味 [00:30.83]用奶把你键盘屏幕浸泡到报废 [00:32.85]装扮的图要翻倍 [00:34.40]我自己画张买醉 [00:35.45]我灌了B站的人 [00:36.46]然后没了个推荐位 [00:37.69]宿醉醒来我 [00:38.49]发现我睡在 [00:39.57]菜场 [00:39.83]次数多了成就了我摆早餐摊的梦想 [00:42.10]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍 [00:44.25]每天收摊之后我们就要起飞 [00:46.14]直播间里面的水友们都很受伤 [00:48.64]打开B站私信还有人来给我上香 [00:50.95]各种奶粉品牌开始排队找我代言 [00:53.10]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱 [00:55.43]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [00:57.56]我是百变奶精 [00:58.78]不是百变小樱 [00:59.84]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:02.00]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [01:04.32]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:06.47]我是百变奶精 [01:07.64]不是百变小樱 [01:08.75]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:10.87]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [01:12.83]要是在我喝奶时向我劝酒 [01:15.30]我把你灌成狗 [01:16.24]脑子和身体离异 [01:17.64]让你抱着你爸一直在那狂喊老弟 [01:19.88]拯救你们这些酒鬼就是我的教义 [01:21.85]我刷牙洗脸洗白白都用奶粉 [01:24.00]这能帮我涨粉 [01:25.08]效果相当的狠 [01:26.19]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我battle [01:28.65]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走 [01:30.87]喝奶才更健康 [01:31.96]喝酒会糊脑浆 [01:33.13]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回乡 [01:35.32]每次劝酒之前我都备好一封遗书 [01:37.51]他们都贼凶可我要忍住不哭 [01:39.57]实在劝不动我就原地变成刘翔 [01:41.85]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬 [01:44.57]奶粉让我快乐 [01:45.57]奶粉让我悲伤 [01:46.60]奶粉让我肚子变成一整块的脂肪 [01:48.86]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:50.85]我是百变奶精 [01:51.95]不是百变小樱 [01:53.05]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:55.36]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [01:57.48]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [01:59.92]我是百变奶精 [02:00.89]不是百变小樱 [02:01.88]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [02:04.40]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [02:06.61]我一般不吐 [02:07.69]一吐吐个泳池 [02:08.95]我在里面游泳创造各种花式 [02:10.86]清醒后发现这是别人家的泳池 [02:13.07]我马上撒点花瓣让它变成牛奶浴池 [02:15.38]因为我很有素质从不吵架 [02:17.39]不像他们几个 [02:18.70]爱吵讲的还瞎 [02:19.84]白天不管干什么都没有人会夸 [02:21.94]晚上喝了点酒 [02:22.81]没了理智 [02:23.42]瞬间觉得自己好**呀 [02:24.84]今天早上我突然决定要戒奶 [02:26.82]因为我发现喝奶好像也会变嗨 [02:28.58]只要我们很嗨 [02:29.68]就会有人想加塞 [02:30.87]我想让自己冷静但是我没法断奶 [02:33.37]至少我们补钙体质非常优异 [02:35.44]他们喝着假酒变成了一群** [02:37.32]如果能够重来 [02:38.87]我还会选择喝奶 [02:40.01]跟我一起喝奶让你变得善良可爱 [02:42.15]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [02:44.17]我是百变奶精 [02:45.42]不是百变小樱 [02:46.49]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [02:48.69]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [02:50.89]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [02:53.13]我是百变奶精 [02:54.21]不是百变小樱 [02:55.25]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [02:57.61]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心 [03:17.66]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [03:19.88]我是百变奶精 [03:20.82]不是百变小樱 [03:21.90]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [03:24.26]这歌没啥深意但是你得小心 [03:26.62]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [03:28.63]我是百变奶精 [03:29.77]不是百变小樱 [03:30.82]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk [03:33.10]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心