stanley holloway、Richard Murdoch、Graham Moffatt《The Lion and Albert》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.06]The Lion and Albert - Stanley Holloway [00:12.56]There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool [00:16.13]That's noted for fresh air and fun [00:18.90]And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom [00:21.34]Went there with young Albert their son [00:24.55]A grand little lad was their Albert [00:27.35]All dressed in his best quite a swell [00:30.77]With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle [00:33.63]The finest that woolworth's could sell [00:37.23]They didn't think much to the ocean [00:40.26]The waves they was fiddlin and small [00:44.09]There was no wrecks nobody drownded [00:47.85]Fact nothing to laugh at at all [00:51.05]So seeking for further amusement [00:54.12]They paid and went into the zoo [00:57.12]Where they'd lions and tigers and camels [01:00.88]And old ale and sandwiches too [01:04.54]There were one great big lion called Wallace [01:08.47]His nose were all covered with scars [01:12.16]He lay in a som no lent posture [01:15.86]With the side of his face to the bars [01:19.42]Now Albert had heard about lions [01:22.75]How they were ferocious and wild [01:26.03]And to see Wallace lying so peaceful [01:29.51]Well it didn't seem right to the child [01:32.95]So straight way the brave little feller [01:36.45]Not showing a morsel of fear [01:39.62]Took is stick with the 'orse's 'ead 'andle [01:43.12]And pushed it in wallace's ear [01:47.09]You could see that the lion didn't like it [01:50.44]For giving a kind of a roll [01:54.32]He pulled Albert inside the cage with in [01:57.69]I'm swallowed the little lad whole [02:01.44]Then pa who had seen the occurrence [02:04.90]And didn't know what to do next [02:08.24]Said mother yon lions et Albert [02:13.73]And mother said eeh I am vexed [02:18.92]So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom [02:21.40]Quite rightly when all's said and done [02:24.43]Complained to the animal keeper [02:27.55]That the lion had eaten their son [02:31.25]The keeper was quite nice about it [02:34.44]He said what a nasty mishap [02:38.28]Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten [02:41.73]Pa said I am sure there's his cap [02:47.04]So the manager had to be sent for [02:49.88]He came and he said what's to do [02:53.10]Pa said yon lion's eaten our Albert [02:56.21]And I'm in his sunday clothes too [03:00.13]Then mother said right's right young feller [03:03.83]I think it's a shame and a sin [03:06.60]For a lion to go and eat albert [03:09.50]And after we've paid to come in [03:13.35]The manager wanted no trouble [03:16.13]He took out his purse right away [03:19.51]And said how much to settle the matter [03:22.50]And pa said what do you usually pay [03:26.22]But mother had turned a bit awkward [03:28.91]When she thought where her albert had gone [03:31.82]She said no someone's got to be summonsed [03:36.07]So that were decided upon [03:39.36]Round they went to the police station [03:42.13]In front of a magistrate chap [03:44.83]They told I'm what happened to Albert [03:47.78]And proved it by showing his cap [03:51.18]The magistrate gave his opinion [03:54.55]That no one was really to blame [03:58.18]He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms [04:01.06]Would have further sons to their name [04:05.57]At that mother got proper blazing [04:08.93]And thank you sir kindly said she [04:12.17]What waste all our lives raising children [04:15.48]To feed ruddy lions not me